|Yes, boys and girls, . . .
||[Aug. 1st, 2015|06:03 pm]
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
. . . I have been that guy. I have not merely been a doof, but (and this is not easy to say) i have been that doof. More than once. I have been all the way to doof-dom, but I've never been to me. That's not true; I've been to me, too. I just had to throw that in. At my age you never know if you'll have another chance to use a bad pun or a forgotten '80s disco/pop reference again before you die. And to just leave it lying on the counter there as the coroner wheels you out, well . . . anyway. So don't try to tell me what a doof is or who's a doof and who's not. Ive been there, kids. I've done that.