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||[Aug. 5th, 2015|05:00 pm]
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
The cognitive dissidents on "Cognitive Dissonance" were reporting on some dude who calls himself "the third eagle of the apocalypse." Yes, it seems that besides the four horsemen and the various beasts with odd numbers of heads and even odder non-matching numbers of horns on their heads, there are mentioned somewhere in the whole diatribe twelve eagles (who knew?) So this end-times preacher dude has announced that he is, in fact, the third eagle of the apocalypse. Well that prompted Tom and Cecil to claim for themselves the titles of The Second Giraffe and The First Marmoset of the apocalypse (I don't remember who is which).
Well, I am hereby announcing my ascendancy to the exalted position of "Ninth Bonobo of the Apocalypse." You may hereafter address [refer to] me as "Your [His] Most Holy Nonabonoboship," or simply "your honor" in situations where my status has been previously established and my honorifics already stated.
Amen, Baby! (as they say) Amen!