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||[Oct. 28th, 2015|09:24 pm]
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
This just in: Donald Trump needs some backup singers called (wait for it . . .) The Trumpettes! Get it? Trumpettes? Like Ann Coulter could be one, Carly Fiorina could drop out of the race, but instead of becoming Trump's running mate, she could be one of his backup singers. Who else? Maybe Kim whatshername---faggot-hater Kim, to give him some anti-gay cred.
I like this idea of backup singers. By judiciously choosing a running mate you can pick up a little bit of extra cred in one area or another, but with backup singers, hell, you could choose one from every "minority" group, one from each religion. One saint and one dickhead of every flavor. You could have more focused "inclusion" than ever before. Everyone could have their own room in The Big Tent. No having to share.
This idea has wings, people! Stand back! Amen, hey baby and all that shit!