|Run, Gary, run!
||[Jan. 8th, 2016|03:56 am]
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
Gary Johnson throws his bicycle helmet into the ring?
That's what they say. He's a gonna run as a libbertarium. They didn't say if it's a women's libbertarium or what, but he's gonna run. I think he ought to just jump into the giant sucking talent vacuum next time they open the door of the Republican Clown Car.
The whole republican primary process has lost all its fizz. How about instead of an election, we have an MMA bout between Gubner Gary and The Donald? Holly Holm could ref in a zebra-stripe bikini. Now THAT's entertainment!
Like I said, "Run, Gary, run!"
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[There are a few kill-joys who say Gary's just running to hopefully get enough campaign donations to pay off the lingering debt from his 2012 campaign. I don't believe it for a second. Maybe for a minute, or an hour or two, but not for a second.]