|But he's so rich!
||[Jan. 18th, 2016|06:45 am]
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
Though we've used this before, it doesn't apply to anyone more than it applies to our belovedly magniloquent Bloviator General of the United Fucking States of America.
“He writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash."
---HL Mencken on Warren G Harding's rhetoric