|Great White Buffalo Update!
||[Mar. 20th, 2016|11:40 pm]
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
I see in the March 20th edition of Ripley's Believe It or Not that a white giraffe has been sighted in Tarangire National Park in Tanzania. Now it is a giraffe, not a buffalo, and the greatness of it was only implied by it's extreme rarity, and so far it hasn't been observed saving anyone's ass, but hey . . .
They do have buffalo-like things in Africa, wildebeests, I believe. Has anyone checked for white wildebeests? No offense to the giraffes, but the wildebeest is a lot closer to a buffalo, form-factor-wise.
We need to start getting creative and resourceful here, people. It may be the only way.