|This is the story of . . .
||[Feb. 13th, 2017|09:38 pm]
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
. . . Schlubtonica, my nursing home house band that sets up on the patio twice a year to play Scandinavian Death Metal covers for the inmates. Think: Marduk in Burmuda shorts, 5XL "Black Winter" tees and Birkenstocks with argyle socks and garters on church-basement-style folding chairs. We'd turn it up to eleven, but most of our knobs are broke.