||[Mar. 17th, 2017|04:15 am]
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
A blend of spices so painfully fucking special that for centuries only one person on the planet was allowed to use them. Now this life affirming, paradigm shifting, soul searing, game changing, world altering, mind blowing concoction can be YOURS ! ! ! For only $34 per 1.5 ounce bottle from Amazom, while supplies last, you can be better than everybody! Till you're not. Amen, hey baby and all that shit!
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Am I better than you? No, no. I'm the lowest of the low. I live in the wet grass on a low-grade public golf course next to a family of tardigrades.