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Canadian T-Shirt . . . [Jul. 25th, 2019|07:34 pm]
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. . . as reported by "Last Podcast On the Left:"

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE

(MOSTLY IT'S THE BULLETS)

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Choose to Lose in 2020! [Jul. 22nd, 2019|01:49 am]
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CHOOSE TO LOOSE!
in
2020

70+% are happy with the health insurance that they have.
Promise to take it away from them!


Almost no one has any idea what the "Green New Deal" even is.
Make it a major platform plank and hawk it exclusively!


Approximately 0.06% of the population identify as transgender.
Promise to restructure society to favor them above all others.


Shovel PC down the throats of white middle America today!

Legislate the mandatory use of prefered personal pronouns with heavy fines and prison time for failure to do so.

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A lot of it has to do with my mortality . . . [Jul. 21st, 2019|12:48 pm]
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Immortals collect great piles of mental baggage that they just know they're going to need or need to refer to some day.  I know that when I'm gone, which at this point will be sooner rather than later, all of my baggage will go poof and be no more.  If you know that and believe it, there's very little point in accumulating most of it.  You can just let it fall by the wayside and be washed overboard right now.
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Same sex marriage? [Jul. 7th, 2019|10:03 pm]
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I think marriage in general should be outlawed---but decriminalized.
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Marianne Moore: [Jul. 7th, 2019|02:14 pm]
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"Poetry is imaginary gardens with real toads in them."
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Just shut 'em all down! [Jul. 6th, 2019|07:25 pm]
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Just git rid o' all them colleges an' shit. Us 'Mer'cans don't need no smart people tellin' us what to do! If we wanna drive our buggy inta a ditch, then that's what we're gonna do goddammit, and you gotta respect us for it!
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New Left End Campaign Slogan: [Jul. 5th, 2019|12:52 am]
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Hillary Clinton!
Now less than ever!

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Let us prey . . . [Jul. 4th, 2019|10:11 pm]
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Oh, what a Golden God have we in Donald!
May the vastness of his khakis ever wave!
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Then of a sudden . . . [May. 23rd, 2019|07:32 pm]
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. . . we all scrame, "Giacobazzi!"
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Spanquify, . . . [Jan. 31st, 2019|08:38 pm]
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. . . pronounced SPANK-uh-fye, as in "Spanquify your tunes, young picker!" turned out to be an homage to Montreal, which you don't get that many of---homages to Montreal, that is.
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