Phrembah (a potato-like mystery) (phrembah) wrote,
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
phrembah

Kitchen despair is one thing that can be possibly . . . well . . . murdered.

From a dream.  Which is why I mostly subscribe to the theory that dreams are random shit.  If not, what should I do?  Start securing my kitchen despair against potential violence?  Or maybe start plotting to murder my kitchen despair in the hope that kitchen bliss will spring forth to fill the resulting vacuum.

Or maybe go out for lunch, like now.  Yes, I'm sure that's it.  What else could it be?

Take that, kitchen despair!
Tags: compelling chronicle, dream transcription
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