Phrembah (a potato-like mystery) (phrembah) wrote,
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)

What a wussy town!

Well, they just called to cancel boog groob.  We got an honest ten inches of snow, probably more like twelve in places, and in a town that can be put on a two hour delay by a single snowflake and completely shut down by a second, this is as bad as I’ve seen it.

Where I grew up, this would be an average storm.  A few years back, Salt Lake and Ogden got enough snow over the space of a couple or three days to completely bury automobiles.  My relatives still have pictures.  Now that's a snow storm.  You can't even shovel your walks because you can't lift the snow high enough to throw it anywhere.

But, thanks to Clunk the Wonder Truck, I went for breakfast then into work for a few hours.  I had to buy coffee at McDonald’s because Starbucks and the independent place I always go (when they're open) were closed.  Then later at 7-11 because McDonald’s was closed.  What suffering!  Then I decided to go downtown and see a movie because there sure wasn’t anything else going on only to find the theater closed.  And no mail for two days.  Jeez, people!

So now what?

Tags: compelling chronicle

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