Phrembah (a potato-like mystery) (phrembah) wrote,
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
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Ode To A Plug Blown Once (My Baby!)

Blew a plug at Humphrey's
Never thought I would
Blow a plug at Humphrey's
Wasn't sure I could
But when it comes to blowin' plugs
'Slike drinkin' outta coffee mugs
You gots to leave yer daintiness buhind.
Amen.
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