October 1st, 2015

OooWeeOoo

Some damn fool asked: "What companies or teams are toxic on a résumé?"

I hired on at several promising tech companies that I thought would have been great Easter eggs for my résumé, but because each company's financial fortunes took a nose dive just a couple of months after I started, in a while people at other promising startups didn't want to hire me.  If you're coming from a company that crashed and burned, make sure their demise corresponds to your leaving and not your arrival.

I'm currently suing the ones who have refused to hire me for "discrimination against toxic personages" which, as you know, is right up there with "profiling" in the "crimes against humanity" category.