March 23rd, 2016

OooWeeOoo

Hilarious, but, . . .

. . . it only really works aurally.  Written out, it loses some of its punch:

"So a guy went to a zoo and there was only one animal on display.  It was a dog.  It was a "shit zoo."

Get it it?  "Shit zoo," "shih tzu?"

Hilarity ensued for sure; you can't get around that.
OooWeeOoo

"Just a word to the wise . . .

You might wanna watch that there.  His family is monumentally wealthy and well connected.  If you seriously hurt him, they will end you.  And there won't be a lot of concern for collateral damage either.  You and yours will become a 'case in point,' as they like to put it, a 'cautionary tale.'  It's best to back off and stay off.  The knowledge is now yours.  You can make an informed decision.  And isn't that what we all want anyway?  To be able to see where we are going?"