Phrembah (a potato-like mystery) (phrembah) wrote,
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)

That's nearly all.

Hold my toast till next time, baby;
I'll eat of it more merrily then.
I'm not kidding, so don't get all snorty and short.
And for God's sake don't Get Shorty;
I've seen it a dozen times.  Try Swordfish.
It's as cool behind the scenes as he's wet behind the ears.
And it will still be there in the mourning
Since no one will have a car to take it back in.
Tags: brain fart, broken pencil poetry

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