Phrembah (a potato-like mystery) (phrembah) wrote,
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Woy not u towtuly fonetik alfubet for Y&gli$?

Wer dip#o&z or repryzented boy tw leturz and soylunt owr redundunt leturz or skipt ol twge@r. Hu? Sum conven$un on spely& wqd probably by nyded owr pypl wqd just spel #y&z hawevur @ey symd tw sawnd tw @em. Wun inturesty& kwescun iz we@ur u vawul iz nyded in pleysez loyk bytwyn @u “P” and @y “L” at @y end ov “pypl”. Duz pqty& u nul vawul loyk “u” owr @u litl “bakflip e”, @at upyrz sow ofun in @u dik$uneyry, bytwyn @u foynl and penultimut konsununtz in tranzliturey$uns of wurdz loyk “people” owr “leader” meyk sens owr kontribywt eny#y&? Kan yw hyr @u difurens bytwyn “pypul’ and “pypl” if yowr not troy& tw simbuloyz sum#y& els? Oy #y&k not, but Oy am hordly u stwdunt ov langwuj.

Oy rymembr rydy& sum very owld Y&gli$ stuf in hoy skwl in wic @u spely& wuz wyrd and inkonsistent. Tw @y othur, wurdz wur vurbl and orul fenomeno @at hy wuz troy& tw repryzent wi# ritn simblz. Oy #y&k @at sins @en, @u printud owr ritn reprysentey&un ov wurdz hav bycum parumawnt and it iz naw up tw @u spykr tw lurn tw pronawns @u ritn wurdz ra@r @an up to @u roytr tw lurn haw tw royt @u spokun wurdz. Oy wundr if @at haz eny#y& tw dw wi# @u ryzilyuns owr udaptibiluty of u la&gwuj? We@r @u ritn vur%n syks tw repryzent @u spowkn wurdz owr @u spowkn vur%n syks tw vurbuloyz @u ritn wurdz, @at iz.

La&gwujuz probubly ol stort az @u fowrmr. Oy tqk u fyw klasuz in Sonskrit u fyw yirz back. Az hoyly strukcurd and owrgunoyzd az @u ritn la&gwuj iz, it symz tw hav bin fowrmywleytud tw rykowrd @u spowkn wurd. Witnus ol ov #u ligucurz and kontrak$unz @at meyk @u ritn wurdz mowr klowsly ryzembl @u wey @u wurdz or spowkn. Moy impre$n ownly. Oym not u ly&gwist.

Suc an alfubet moyt surv mowstly tw tranzleyt slopuly spowkn Y&gli$ intw mowr slopuly ritn Y&gli$ @an iz kurently @u keys.

Sow, $qd Oy gow dw sum#y& ywsfl naw?

Noooooooooooooooooooooo . . .

(meyks prwf rydy& u bic, tw)
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