Phrembah (a potato-like mystery) (phrembah) wrote,
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)

They lock one side of the double doors after hours to "limit egress."  This way, when they're chasing perps through the plant at gun point, the guy will be slowed at the double doors trying to figure out which side is open and they'll get at least one clear shot at him.  See?

Are we sure we wouldn’t rather just let them escape?  We should probably just call the cops, tell them that some banger in a hoodie made off with all of the Swiss Miss out of the coffee service cupboard and let them prioritize the apprehension and investigation.


I’ve got the crappal honkles in my syndrome, baby, and every note I play in praise of you nearly kills me.  Just so you know.

Tags: brain fart, compelling chronicle

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