Phrembah (a potato-like mystery) (phrembah) wrote,
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)

Here's a fist-full o' brain farts just fer you . . .

Lem:    “Noll isn’t here right now, but he says his sack is filling with love just for you, Paul, and soon it will be full!  Please call back then!”

. . .

Yes, marriage is like sleeping on sand paper:  If you lie perfectly still, it's pretty damn uncomfortable, but it can get a lot worse.

. . .

Arranging horseshit in ever-prettier piles and calling them ever-cleverer names is all many of us ever wanted.  Others fell asleep, got sick or went home decades ago.

. . .

Hey, I liked her dykie-do.  You don’t have to soften her up for me; I like lez-beens.  More rice and less beans; that’s what I always say!

Tags: brain fart, profundity extraordinaire
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