Phrembah (a potato-like mystery) (phrembah) wrote,
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)

Remember brain farts are your farts (but with cheese)!

When I die, or you do, I’ll forgive you for your life—the whole thing—unconditionally, but if I continually forgive you for this small shit, you’ll just keep doing it.  You’ve proved yourself no smarter than a puppy, so you’ll have to be trained like a puppy.  Only nowadays we have Tasers.  Is technology wonderful or what?

. . .

Italian, it turns out, is closer to Portuguese than to Spanish and of course French is just Spanish spoken with a severe speech impediment, but don’t tell the French that or they won’t make you any Freedom Fries to go with your Royale.

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