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Remember brain farts are your farts (but with cheese)! [Sep. 16th, 2012|10:02 pm]
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)

When I die, or you do, I’ll forgive you for your life—the whole thing—unconditionally, but if I continually forgive you for this small shit, you’ll just keep doing it.  You’ve proved yourself no smarter than a puppy, so you’ll have to be trained like a puppy.  Only nowadays we have Tasers.  Is technology wonderful or what?

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Italian, it turns out, is closer to Portuguese than to Spanish and of course French is just Spanish spoken with a severe speech impediment, but don’t tell the French that or they won’t make you any Freedom Fries to go with your Royale.