Since then I’ve realized that homelessness is just another job.
Working with you all has been very. . . how do you say? . . . instructive. As I venture forth I will carry with me into oblivion all that I have learned working in Corporate America.
As a participant here today it is my duty to say words. These are the words that I have said. Judge me not by them nor them by me, just know that they were said. I take with me into Nothingness your nothingness as well as my own. Amen.
Wax coagulants are very fashionable just now.
“Did you see ‘My Cousin Vinnie?’ Marissa Tomei was an unmitigated hoot in that!”
That’s what I want to be when I grow up! An unmitigated hoot!
Featuring Todagrossa Vanderphwinc as Pope Spacious X.
I’ll be the first to admit that I am very probably the worst secretary in all of the Workplace of the Day After Tomorrow, but I do endeavor to persevere. That’s what I have over your average suicide bomber—I do keep trying.
A hair shirt
And legumes for dessert
Who could ask for anything more?
Hook from the theme song from my upcoming Mary Poppins-style music-palooza, performed for the sound track by Dire Desire and the Unholy Need.
But that’s OK. Soon you’ll croak and you won’t have to believe anything anymore; it will all be believed for you. It’s like pre-chewing food for a baby; everything a dead person is required to believe is pre-believed for them. If you don’t believe me, ask a Mormon, or a Great White Buffalo or whatever you have there where you live.