Phrembah (a potato-like mystery) (phrembah) wrote,
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
phrembah

"No, he's not actually in the band, so to speak, . . .

 . . . he's more like my lovely assistant, or my helpmate, or my fabulous houseboy, like Kato or something."

"Why can't I be your soul mate?  That's what I always wanted to be."

"That's not a bad idea really.  I never thought of it that way, but you could come up to speed in that position almost immediately.  It would save me one hell of a lot of interviewing.  And there'd be a lot less to explain.  That's it, then: we're soul mates."
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