. (insert Universal Laws 2 thru 8 here)
9) The Law of Permanent Annoyance: If, upon entering a business establishment---any business establishment, a child is screaming bloody murder or a drunk at the bar is talking really, really loudly, that baby or that drunk will still be there when you leave. You could order a seven course meal with entertainment between courses and as you signed the check and got up to leave, that child would be screaming in roughly the same register at roughly the same volume as when you sat down. Or the drunk would still be yelling at the other other drunk sitting three feet away from him that, "all you gotta do is get your ass to Cincinnati. You get your ass to Cincinnati and I'll get you a job, I guaran-fuckin'-tee it!"