Phrembah (a potato-like mystery) (phrembah) wrote,
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
phrembah

My new purpose in life.

I'm going to cash in on the Self Help craze.  It might be more of a sinkhole than a craze at this point, but nevertheless; my new book is Unsquander Your Life! I need to add a snappy subtitle.  All self-help blockbusters need a snappy subtitle.  How about "How Not To Pour the Rest Down the Drain?"  Something on the order of, "When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging," which is very good by the way, but used already.  Maybe, "All is not lost.  Yet."  Or,  "What to do till the fat lady sings."

Hmmmmm . . .

As I typed the above, the first fly of the season began buzzing maniacally around the room.  I think a certain richness has been detected.

Like I said, "Hmmmmm . . ."
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