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Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)

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Thud Nuggitt [Sep. 11th, 2015|03:38 am]
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
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Hard charging, hard rocking troubadoric darling of the hard Right.  Acknowledges Ted Nugent as an influence (what artist doesn't have influences?) and sort of a “life template” but adamantly claims stark-raving originality otherwise.  Thud thusly believes that his cover version of Nugent's tune, “Great White Buffalo,” could just be what it takes to finally coax the elusive beast out of the woodwork where He has been hiding for the last however-many election cycles.  “The Republicans we got runnin' now are like the crumbs in the bottom of an old bag of Fritos,” explains Thud.  “We need a new bag with some whole chips at the top.”  When asked if he has any idea who the Great White Buffalo might turn out to be, Thud quotes a flurry of disjointed Bible verses that sound mystical but don't really mean anything.  He has, however, hinted that a license deal may be in the works to allow the Great White Buffalo---whoever that might turn out to be---to use Nugent's "Stranglehold" as a campaign theme song.  Thud considers victory to be a foregone conclusion if that actually pans out.

Thud's super power is prophesying and calling forth the Great White Buffalo who will win the election and lead America back to Greatness with perpetual tax cuts for lit'rally all of the billionaires!

Amen, hey baby, and all that jazz!