||[Nov. 12th, 2015|03:13 am]
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
If one and one half hens can lay one and a half eggs in a day and a half, how long does it take a three legged donkey to kick the seeds out of a watermelon?
---from the radio; I don't remember which program
One answer from the web: Twice as long as it takes a three legged donkey to kick half the seeds out of a watermelon.
Another: It depends on how many ninjas are back from lunch in El Paso.
And another: Ohio.
We need modern koans for our time, don't you think? I certainly do.