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Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)

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Ponderize This: [Nov. 12th, 2015|03:13 am]
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
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If one and one half hens can lay one and a half eggs in a day and a half, how long does it take a three legged donkey to kick the seeds out of a watermelon?

---from the radio; I don't remember which program

One answer from the web:  Twice as long as it takes a three legged donkey to kick half the seeds out of a watermelon.

Another:  It depends on how many ninjas are back from lunch in El Paso.

And another:  Ohio.

We need modern koans for our time, don't you think?  I certainly do.