|Barely Believable Department:
||[Nov. 16th, 2015|06:45 pm]
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
Some guy on his way to the first day of his new job at the Glendale Collision Center (a body shop) rear-ended a pickup truck in his Ford Fiesta. Even though he had installed a racing harness on the driver's side, he was not wearing a seatbelt at the time and was "ejected," as they say, from the vehicle. His body was found on a freeway sign overhanging the road. Not sure how that happens, but there was a picture of the sign and the ladder truck the fire department used to retrieve the body. The real kicker is that a few days prior, his family, members of the Armenian Church, had sacrificed a lamb in the hopes of relieving some unspecified health issues of his and providing protection for him.
Tookie-rama ding dongs, as they say.