I am almost seriously considering going out for a pint of JD to have on hand tomorrow. They won't sell liquor till the polls close and that may not be soon enough---depending. The plan is to drink the whole thing by about 6:00 pm and be passed out on the living room rug by 7:00 when the election returns start coming in, then wake up Wednesday morning in a whole new world with a headache, bellyache and attitude that match my new surroundings and aid me in adapting to and coping with them.
Better get a fifth. Wouldn't want to be wakin' up in the middle of that shit.
Of course the really Dante-esque part is that it may not be over Wednesday morning.
God help us.