Phrembah (a potato-like mystery) (phrembah) wrote,
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)

Ding, dong, Avon bawling . . .

I think Sarah Palin will really help define the Trump candidacy.  She will bring everything she brought to John McCain's 2008 bid only louder and a lot less restrained.

Do you remember how girls colored in grade school?  Boys could barely color inside the lines.  Girls would color beautifully within the lines, shading the colors darker toward the edges and lighter toward the middle of an area.  Then they would boldly outline each object or region in the blackest black in the box so that each item on the page was indisputably defined, (goddammit!).   I put goddammit in parentheses because they would, of course, never say such a thing, but you could tell from the maniacal looks on their faces and their clipped, distracted speech, that that was exactly what they were thinking.

I think that's what Sarah Palin will bring to the Trump campaign with her girlie powers of definition:  we'll know exactly what he stands for, (goddamit!), be it pish and posh, rumble and bumble, flap and doodle or balder and dash!

Amen, hey baby and all that shit!
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