Phrembah (a potato-like mystery) (phrembah) wrote,
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
phrembah

No, see, . . .

. . . she's very talismanic about those things.  She doesn't wan't anyone touching her instruments, much less playing them.  She wants only her cooties on her instruments.  Unless maybe they're the cooties of someone famous or someone she likes, then that's OK, but only she can say what cooties are acceptable, and acceptable cooties are very rare indeed, so you can safely assume that your, or whoever else's, cooties are not welcome and just keep your hands off.  She lets me touch her stuff if she needs help fixing it or setting it up.  I guess I'm like a doctor of sorts; I can touch in limited ways for limited reasons for a limited time only.

Just don't touch her stuff, OK?  I don't want to have to clean up the mess after she karates you in half.
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