|It's like this:
||[May. 7th, 2016|04:31 pm]
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
If the Koch brothers could have gotten Jeb Bush running in time, he would have been a luxury ride, totally responsive and completely controllable. Jeb would be like a brand new Lincoln Town Car. Hillary's more like a '91 Buick Skylark that runs. Sure the power steering followers lag a bit, the brakes are spongy and there's not a lot of acceleration when you tromp on the pedal, but she does run; she is drivable if not luxurious.
Of course Bernie is a car that belongs to the neighbors down the street and is not for sale. They won't even let the Kochs take it for a spin.
The Donald is a home-built jet car that goes like a bat out of hell---when it goes. It has no brakes, the throttle sticks, it's all but unsteerable and it's hard to keep it lit. It's more like a blunderbuss you point at something and pull the trigger than it is a mode of transportation. The problem is knowing where it's pointed when it goes off, 'cause there's just no tellin'.