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It's like this: [May. 7th, 2016|04:31 pm]
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
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If the Koch brothers could have gotten Jeb Bush running in time, he would have been a luxury ride, totally responsive and completely controllable.  Jeb would be like a brand new Lincoln Town Car.  Hillary's more like a '91 Buick Skylark that runs.  Sure the power steering followers lag a bit, the brakes are spongy and there's not a lot of acceleration when you tromp on the pedal, but she does run; she is drivable if not luxurious.

Of course Bernie is a car that belongs to the neighbors down the street and is not for sale.  They won't even let the Kochs take it for a spin.

The Donald is a home-built jet car that goes like a bat out of hell---when it goes.  It has no brakes, the throttle sticks, it's all but unsteerable and it's hard to keep it lit.  It's more like a blunderbuss you point at something and pull the trigger than it is a mode of transportation.  The problem is knowing where it's pointed when it goes off, 'cause there's just no tellin'.