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"Yes, I could . . . [Jun. 3rd, 2016|12:08 am]
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)

. . . get a pretty twink to be my lover."

"Hell, you are a pretty twink for most practical purposes."

"I guess, but the problem is depth.  I need technical, philosophical, spiritual and aesthetic depth in a partner, and the only twink I know of with those qualities is me.  I need another pair of hands and another warm body.  I need a gas giant in my solar system."

"Gee, thanks."

"I mean it.  I need some heft, some gravitas, someone who's a real partner, not just an ornament or a decoration or a plaything.  Not that there's anything wrong with an ornament or a decoration or a plaything, that's just not what I need or want right now.  I can make sure it costs you nothing financially.  In fact, I can arrange it so that, starting tomorrow, you'll be better off financially than you would have been otherwise.  Even if you quit.  Whaddaya say."

"Yes, of course, yes."