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Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)

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Trailer Park Pantheon: [Aug. 2nd, 2016|06:37 pm]
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
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Elvis, Holy Mary Mother of God, The Donald, Ronnie Ray-Gun, Tricky Dick, Big Foot.

The Bible says, “Thou shalt have no other gods before me.” It doesn't say, “Thou shalt have no other gods besides me.” You can worship The Donald or G-Dub or Ronnie Ray-Gun or Chuck Norris or whoever as long as you always admit that Jesus was probably a bigger deal. OK?