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There was a Bizarro cartoon today . . . [Aug. 2nd, 2016|08:55 pm]
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. . . that showed a "Gun Free Zone" or "Gun Safe Zone"(?) sign posted outside of the US capitol building, meaning, I think, that as much as congress wants every mentally ill and/or disgruntled ass-hat in the country to have at least two guns and unlimited ammunition, they wouldn't exactly want those individuals wandering around in their (Congress's) work place.

I say, no, that's precisely where they belong.  If the fifth tennet of the NRA charter: "No one is safe unless everyone is armed" is true, and God himself knows that it is, then the capitol premises simply must be declared an open carry zone---for the safety of our hallowed leaders and to demonstate to the world and to all of the pinko-commie-fags in this country that we know our beliefs to be the one and only Truth.  Don't you think?

I wanted so bad for the Quicken Loans Arena to be declared an open carry zone for the RNC convention, but the Secret Service wouldn't have it---something about making their job impossible.  They don't get it.  If everyone in the arena is armed, the first bad guy to pull a gun will die in a hail of bullets from 18,000 good guys with guns, making the Secret Service entirely redundant.

Let's start living what we believe, people!