Maybe no one will notice. I'm getting e-junk-mail (seriously) proclaiming that I need to hurry because Cyber Monday is almost over. Huh? My phone and my computer and the newspaper I just brought in off the driveway all say it's Thursday. Isn't Thursday after Monday? Hasn't Monday, Cyber or otherwise, been over for a few days now? I guess I'm not a registered denizen of the Ad-Verse (advertising universe), meaning: I just don't get it. "C' la vie," say the old folks . . ..