Phrembah (a potato-like mystery) (phrembah) wrote,
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)

Maybe if your religion had slides.

No, really, you should explain in detail how you think you know what you know, by what precedent or authority you speak.  Draw a diagram if that would help.  That's one place the the Bible really fell down: graphics.  No pictures, no graphs, no timelines, no Venn diagrams.  Any graphics that exist were drawn by dipshits, who were as ignorant as the rest of us, thousands of years after the fact.
Tags: brain fart, profundity extraordinaire

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