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Some damn fool asked: [Dec. 1st, 2016|05:47 pm]
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
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Q: What are the really small things that tell a lot about a person's psychology and personality?

A: The spacing of their eyes. If their eyes are too close together, they are definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed. If their eyes are too far apart, they are aliens and should be enshrined in pickle juice at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base for the remainder of eternity. Amen.

Everybody got that?