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Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)

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KJS Suprimé [Mar. 17th, 2017|04:15 am]
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
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Am I better than you?  No, no.  I'm the lowest of the low.  I live in the wet grass on a low-grade public golf course next to a family of tardigrades.