|From Thank God I'm Atheist episode #288
||[Jun. 5th, 2017|11:48 pm]
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
This robot priest is such a cool concept! But Sony needs to make the robot with facades after H.R. Gieger and Carlo Rambaldi, and it needs to be installed in a CGI cathedral with backgrounds and soundtracks by Industrial Light and Magic. Disney could do a bang-up job also, though the whole project needs an edge that Disney might not have the balls to give it. Church could become a theme park! With different rides. Oh wow! Churches could compete to provide the most mind blowing religious experience. And you could leave your religion at the door when you were done, like you leave a movie at the theater when it's over. What a concept . . . Hmmmmm . . .
We're falling far short of the mark, people. A real church service should make you wet your pants.