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Someone told me . . . [Nov. 13th, 2017|12:11 pm]
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
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. . . you can get a Flat Earth pizza at Papa John's with cheese-filled arctic hump in the center and a stuffed crust antarctic rim. Can anyone confirm or deny?

I want to move to one of the millions of square miles in Flat Earth Australia that no one has ever been to because they can't find them. Maybe then everyone will leave me alone.  See, Australia's size, as misreported by NASA, the National Geographic and the Australian government, is about 3 million square miles, but if you place the east and west edges of Australia, say Perth and Sidney, on longitudinal lines that emerge radially across infinite 2D space from the North Pole (as we Flat Earthers now know them to), then Austrailia turns out to be more like 6 or 8 million square miles in area.  Well, it turns out that no one on the ground in Australia can find any of these millions of extra unreported square miles, so I'm thinking that would be a perfect place to hide.
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