Phrembah (a potato-like mystery) (phrembah) wrote,
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
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This morning's spam: "Get the latest ring tones from 50 Cent, Blink 182, U2 and Eminem or download from a huge selection of funky wallpapers!"

Funky wallpaper for my telephone! THAT'S what I've been missing! Are they talking about a background image for the 1.5"x1" screen on the phone? And if so, the enjoyment and/or prestige I receive from this "funky wallpaper" is worth the time it takes to download?

Maybe it's from a cellphone kiosk in a Sherwin-Williams store. Maybe they meant ring tones for my phone and funky paper for my actual wall. If they really are talking about wallpaper for the tiny screen in the phone then somebody doesn't have a life, though I'm not absolutely sure if it's them or me.
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