Phrembah (a potato-like mystery) (phrembah) wrote,
Phrembah (a potato-like mystery)
phrembah

Don't hate me for my pulchritude.

Pulchritude?  That has to be the most un-onomatopoeic thing I have ever heard.  M-W says it means "physical comeliness."  It sounds like it should mean "tendency to exhibit running sores and lesions, often accompanied by a bad smell" or something like that.  Some words I'd rather not know, thanks anyway.

. . .

I'm actually going to work now.  Stand back, we don't want anybody to get hurt . . .
Tags: brain fart, compelling chronicle
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