Pulchritude? That has to be the most un-onomatopoeic thing I have ever heard. M-W says it means "physical comeliness." It sounds like it should mean "tendency to exhibit running sores and lesions, often accompanied by a bad smell" or something like that. Some words I'd rather not know, thanks anyway.
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I'm actually going to work now. Stand back, we don't want anybody to get hurt . . .